it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
