dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Maybe he injected his testicle?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Randomize
