what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Randomize
