My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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