More tranny stories later!
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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