no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
As shirtless as possible
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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