We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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