Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I enjoy the company of your penis
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