question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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