$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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