you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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