the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
that is very illegal...i love you.
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