It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Naked Twister starts at high noon
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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