He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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