Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
