is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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