Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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