I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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