doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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