You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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