i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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