Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I looked at my own cervix.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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