I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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