GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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