First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
So squirting runs in the family.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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