watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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