We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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