...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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