How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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