Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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