So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Four minutes until I can fart!
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
