Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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