Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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