What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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