going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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