she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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