just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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