I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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