3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
NoShamevember. You game?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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