I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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