is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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