Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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