Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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