it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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