There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Shame - the story of my life.
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