There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
