Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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