awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Randomize
