I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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