Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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