i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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