Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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