They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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