Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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