FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he was CRYING into my vagina
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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